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This area will feature our most zany, poetic, funny, philosophical, and prophetic quotes of the summer! |
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| "I think he's polyplesian." -- (that would be polynesian) | ||
| "I think he's part philipinian." -- (that would be filipino) | ||
| "It's no-shirt saturday, take off your shirt." | ||
| "If a girl puts her trash out at the curb, someone will pick it up." | ||
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| "Not all stories end with 'And there I stood with a fist full of feces.' " | ||
| Rob (after someone suggests kamikaze shots): Don't bring the Japanese into this! | ||
| "Where are all the little balls?" | ||
| "My back door is open." | ||
| "If it doesn't involve drinking or whacking-off, I don't do it." | ||
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Lawley: I feel like I should stop. Lainy: You don't get that feeling often. |
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| "Are you Scottish?" (Declan to Alan, both of whom are Irish.) | ||
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Sandi: How long are you staying down? Rob: 'Til September. |
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| "I go to fat camp during the week." | ||
| Darlene: I have good pictures of you if you want one for your MySpace page. Melissa: I think I need to get my makeup professionally done. Anna: For your MySpace page?!?!?!?! |
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| "I can't understand him when he talks." | ||
| "I am below germs." | ||
| "The bathroom smelled like a hamster cage." | ||
| "That's a small rod you have there." | ||
| "We had so many quotes but we forgot them all." | ||
| "There's no shame in my game." | ||
| "I'm smart until I say something stupid." | ||
| "The air is thinner up here." | ||
| "You give receipts for BJ's?" | ||
| "I don't know how to work it!" | ||
| "Can't park there unless you're hot!" (and the car left) | ||
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